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The Captain's Log: Regarding the mission judging

teaonatrain:

This is expected of a complaint but not done in any sort of jealousy of the scores, no, definitely not! It’s just I’ve noticed a trend in judging that is offsetting: The judging seems to always be more inclined towards artwork than storytelling.

As an artist I have a personal pet peeve whenever…

I can only speak for myself as a judge, and every other judge could feel differently, so please don’t misconstrue my words or think my opinion somehow represents the group as a whole. With that disclaimer out of the way..

First, the bias thing is a bit impossible to avoid. No matter how you slice it, when I am judging, it is still my opinion on the matter, and that will always be skewed in one way or another. There is no universal qualifier when it comes to judging a piece of art. Ideally, we would have 5 or more judges per rank, and that would help normalize the scores, but that’s simply not possible. It’s hard enough to get 2 judges! So I hope you understand that.

I have no “friend” bias, if that’s what you’re concerned for. I basically judge like I grade assignments: I don’t look at the user name or team name when judging. Of course, this is impossible to avoid entirely, and people have distinguishable styles and writing, but you get the idea. I do my best to ensure I avoid favoritism. There are teams I like, sure, but I tend to like them because they have consistently made quality entries. That’s how I notice them in the first place!

As for styles that we like, see the above, but also consider that we might like a person’s style and they might win because they’re genuinely skilled. I tend to not think of whether or not it’s a digital painting (in fact, I really enjoy traditional works, when done well!), but again, like above, it’s impossible to remove one’s preference when judging a large number of works. Good art is good art, really.

I understand your concerns about the story, and I’ll address something in particular that bothers me first: when a piece is submitted to art with a story in the description (and the person is *not* collaborating with a writer). In this case, I won’t factor it into the judging. The point of the art category is to let your art submission tell the story, either via limited text in the entry itself (say, comics), or via the drawing. This may seem a bit unfair to people who don’t submit a comic, but the reality is, telling a story through one or two pieces is a very hard task. I don’t want to discourage people from doing it, because we’ve had some fantastic entries that were one or two pictures, but I’m just saying.. It is harder to pull off well.

Story is important, but it’s a combination of a lot of factors. I’m sorry you think you’ve noticed a skew in the direction of art, but it’s not intentional. When there are two entries with a really enjoyable story, I am going to have to consider other factors. It’s also worth noting that quite a number of people tell good stories! But the winners, as far as I can tell, have a combination of both. We ended up enjoying their story and their art. It’s both.

I hope this answers some of your questions. Apologies to other followers. This is Tumblr’s fault for not having a reply function.

do you get disterbing questions or comments alot?

Anonymous

I dunno. I get questions that seem a bit odd, but none of them really disturb me. Most of them are ones I don’t want to answer, though.

May 8

can i put a boner in this lati's butt

Babe hun, you just come up t’ me outta nowhere and ask if you can boner me? Puh-LEASE!

ouroporos:

Let’s party! by ~ouroporos

this person needs more exposure

ouroporos:

Let’s party! by ~ouroporos

this person needs more exposure

How vaguely beautiful is your penis? What are your sexual preferences? (top, bottom, giant/tiny dongs, massive/small vaginas, old/young, rough/gentle, kirk/spock...)

Anonymous

To be honest, I don’t really feel like answering something like this. If you are asking anonymously, either I don’t know who you are and thus don’t at all want you to know information about me that I consider personal, or I DO know you, and you should come ask me directly - I won’t mind if I know you and we talk in private!

If you hadn’t asked anonymously, I’d probably still not answer.. I’m kind of a private person.

How beautiful exactly is your penis?

Anonymous

Eh? What a.. bizarre question. I can’t make that decision for you. “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” and all that jazz.

But, I haven’t heard anyone say it’s hideously unattractive. Nor have I heard someone call it “beautiful.” It’s a penis. What more needs to be said?

So, I'm a bit mindfucked about your gender. I can't even tell with some of the question responses and rumors about Gunpowder. So. What are you?

I’m not sure if you’re asking me or asking Gunpowder.. If you’re asking Gunpowder, he identifies as a guy, but has the girl parts underneath.

As for me? I’m definitely a guy, both gender and sex. I’m comfortable enough with myself that I am flattered when people mistake me for a girl, though.

if i was your boyfriend i would kick you out of your own bed and sleep in it all day because i'm the man in this relationship, mother fucker

My relationships don’t subsume gender, so you can be whatever you want. It doesn’t matter to me, just be happy!! However, if you kick me out of my bed, I would probably kick you out of my house.

if i was ur boyfrined i would kick all ur other bfs asses he he

If you were my boyfriend, you would be a man. And things wouldn’t be that different.

FUCK OWNED HOLY SHIT